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愚人節整人方法英語

導讀: 眾所周知,在愚人節這一天,整人可是“合法”的,對朋友、同事、甚至家人的惡搞都能受到大家的理解。很多人絞盡腦汁想著各種愚人節整人的方法,下面小編為大家帶來英語班的愚人節整人方法,希望能幫助到大家。

愚人節整人方法英語

50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.

49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.

48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.

46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.

45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.

44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.

43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.

42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.

41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.

40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.

39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.

38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.

37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.

36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.

35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.

34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.

31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.

30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.

29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.

28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.

27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.

25. Glue all the eggs into the carton.

24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.

23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.

22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.

21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.

20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.

19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.

18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.

17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.

16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.

15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.

14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.

13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.

12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.

11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.

9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.

7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.

5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.

4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.

3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.

2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.

all the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.

下面是對應的中文翻譯:

50、借別人的手機,把語言設定為一種外語

49、在別人的電腦上更改Google的語言設定。

48、把辦公室咖啡機裡的咖啡換成無咖啡因咖啡。

47、把洗手間門上的男女指示牌互換。

46、在別人的辦公室裡到處藏些香味濃重的空氣清新塊。

45、往硬紙盒裝的'牛奶里加入食用色素。

44、在別人的汽車擋風玻璃清洗液里加入食用色素。

43、把別人電腦鍵盤上的按鍵隨意調換幾個。

42、把門上的“推”和“拉”標誌互換。

41、把食品藏在垃圾桶裡,有人經過時抓出來吃。

40、在奧利奧的管裝奶油包裝裡灌滿牙膏請別人吃。

39、把別人的香菸菸嘴在Orajel牙疼水裡浸一浸,讓他抽菸時嘴脣發麻。

38、帶多套衣服去上班,每隔一小時換一次,並且裝作若無其事。

37、舀點水在手心裡,對著別人的後腦勺假裝打噴嚏。

36、從別人的辦公室裡拿走點什麼,並留下一封勒索信。

35、在同事的Outlook日曆裡新增幾條帶警報提醒的怪異安排。

34、隱藏別人電腦桌面上的所有圖示,並把桌布換成隱藏圖示前的桌面截圖。

33、如果辦公樓只有一個入口,在門上掛一塊“請使用其他入口”標誌。

32、在別人的汽車排氣管裡放個氣球,車發動時發出爆炸聲。

31、把別人的電話聽筒粘在底座上。

30、取下門把手,裝到門的另一側,並且讓門開著。

29、找一扇常用的門,沿門框把整扇門用塑料薄膜包起來。

28、把馬桶用塑料薄膜包起來。

27、藏一枝水槍,走進洗手間,找個正在小便的人站在他身邊,假裝小便的樣子,每隔幾秒鐘往牆上噴一點水。

26、在別人車上留張便條,為一起從沒實際發生事故道歉。

25、用膠水把所有雞蛋粘在紙箱裡。

24、把冰箱裡的所有雞蛋都煮熟,再放回去。

23、在一條肥皂上塗滿卸甲油,這樣肥皂不再起泡。

22、把別人車裡的所有設定調到最大,比如暖氣、收音機音量、雨刷、開啟每個人的車開到最大設定:熱,收音機,雨刷、座椅角度等。

21、在別人的滑鼠底部貼一小片即時貼,他會以為滑鼠壞掉了。

20、把冰箱門把手換到打不開的一側。

19、給兩個人打會議電話,不說話,只聽。

18、在報紙上為別人的房屋打出售廣告。

17、在別人的筆尖上塗卸甲油,筆就會寫不出字。

16、在別人辦公桌上方的天花板裡藏一臺小收音機,音量開到很小。

15、在別人的電吹風裡塞些嬰兒爽身粉。

14、在別人車轂蓋裡放幾個彈珠。

13、給別人留一個當心惡作劇的便條,卻什麼也不做。

12、用橡皮筋把廚房水槽上的洗手液開關固定在開啟位置。

11、在洗手間唯一的馬桶前放一條褲子和一雙鞋,看上去始終有人在用。

10、在別人車的排氣管裡倒入植物油,發動時會冒黑煙。

9、在別人臥室裡藏個鬧鐘,鬧鈴設為凌晨3點。

8、卸下淋浴龍頭,在水管裡放個噓噓糖,再把龍頭擰回去。

7、卸下淋浴龍頭,在水管裡放塊雞湯調味料,再把龍頭擰回去。

6、把別人的抽屜或檔案櫃按照不同的順序整理一遍。

5、在杯底粘上一塊磁鐵,放到車頂上,開著車四處兜風。

4、往洗手液里加食用色素。

3、在報紙上為別人釋出家庭特賣的廣告,時間定在清晨6點。

2、買些內衣,寫上一個同事的名字,扔在辦公室的洗手間地板上。

1、把別人的電腦屏保換成藍屏宕機圖。

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